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- TOP TEN THINGS LISA MARIE WILL MISS ABOUT BEING MARRIED TO
- MICHAEL JACKSON
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- 10. Desire she feels when she sees him clutching stuffed bunny on
- a merry-go-round
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- 9. Say what you want about the freak, but he made a mean omelette
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- 8. At picnics, his old noses made great corn-on-the-cob holders
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- 7. After a night of great sex, Michael would always tell her about it
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- 6. Sneak-previews of Liz Taylor's latest hip X-rays
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- 5. House need cleaning? Just dunk Bubbles the chimp in a bucket of
- Lysol and let him go nuts!
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- 4. That adorable sheephish way he'd tell her he had to pay off
- another kid
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- 3. Hyperbaric chamber a great place to keep baked goods fresh
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- 2. Several of his buddies from the Elks lodge were actually quite
- nice
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- 1. He was always so polite and charming to Elvis
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- Letterman, Friday, August 18, 1995
- Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995
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